Saturday, December 24, 2005
Bunty and Bubli in Chartered Bus
Once a love guru said "Love always strikes at unusual places and in strange conditions." Though, it may sound a bit illogical in today's modern context where Love makes and breaks every second, yet, somewhat true in many circumstances aware or unaware around us.
In metropolis like Delhi, Chartered Buses are the most preferred mode of transport especially among office-goers thanks to its lesser travel time, good comfort level. These buses are not just a good alternative to otherwise choked public trasnport sytem but also a perfect platform for many new love relationships to blossom.
There are two characters who are among thousands others travel with these buses- one is Bunty (our young and dynamic guys) and other is Bubli (our charming and cute chicks). This story is about both of them and their own invented funny ways to come closer to each other despite under these strange circumstances like traveling together in Chartered Bus. Read this: -
How Bunty attract Bubli???
Please take my seat... Though, my heart is vacant too!! – The reason why Bunty takes seat in Chartered Bus is to offer it back to his dream girl (Bubli) who boards the bus just a few stops later. Excitingly, he waits for her and instantly offers his seat as soon as she comes closer to him, no matter a middle-aged man or an old aunt is standing just next to his seat for ages. By doing this, he also gets a chance to offer her a sweet smile and as a free gift... his heart also. (Come on Guys!! Aren't you getting tired doing it for ages now?? Now let them stand on their own feet).
Bunty carries heavy office bag and… much heavier intentions: - But what will Bunty do if Bubli pick the bus before him?? Well, guys always carry superlative ideas in their dirty but determined mind. Bunty puts an Oxford Dictionary, some last month's film magazines and other stuff in his office bag to give it a heavier look. As soon as he boards the bus, he looks for the seat where Bubli is sitting, try to go near to that seat and hold the bag in such a manner that poor Bubli's heart gets melt and out of sympathy she offers to carry his office bag for the rest of his journey. Slowly but steadily, it becomes a daily routine and Bunty gets the chance to talk to her every morning while she holds his Heavy Office bag and within it... his heavier intentions. Isn’t it Guys???
After an introduction how about finding a common relation??- Bunty is smart and uses his exceptional mental skills to find out smallest of common relation between him and Bubli like telling her a lie that he also possesses the same breed of pet in his house or his favorite actor is also Guru Dutt, though, he presumes Guru Dutt as younger brother of Sanjay Dutt. Ha Ha!! Poor Fellow Bunty can go by all means just to portray something common between him and Bubli.
Hey!! What's your weekly schedule?? Can I fit somewhere in: - Every morning journey is just a very small part of his day that Bunty wants to spend with Bubli. After introduction and every day chitchat, its time to go a step closer. While having conversation, Bunty smartly picks her every day schedule so that he can rearrange his to find some common time with her. After doing all the statistics and planning, one day he offers her for coffee at Barista. This is the most crucial phase because now Bubli senses Bunty's evil yet lovable intentions. Well, she politely turns down if she is not interested or going around with some other guy but if she says yes, then boy!! Bunty has almost made it.
Call Bunty 24X7 Help line... opened exclusively for Bubli- Bunty and Bubli are now good bus mates and their every day bus journey is not complete without talking to each other. Now, Bunty is firing on all cylinders and shows Bubli his deep hospitality and care he has for her. While bus is running fast on the road, Bunty with his extra ordinary conversational skills flies Bubli to Moon-land of dreams where only Bunty and Bubli lives. Pity on Bubli!! By now Bubli is totally mesmerized by Bunty.
But, this is just one side of the coin. Even Bubli has her hearts and eyes set on Bunty too. But question is how she expresses her feelings to Bunty. Here are five ways how Bubli shows her affection to Bunty. Read this...
How Bubli attract Bunty???
I cannot offer you my seat but till then I've my heart to give: - Bubli is cute, innocent and beautiful. Though shy from inside, but she too cares for our adorable Bunty. When she sees Bunty standing with his HEAVY Office Bag, she felt her heart paining. Add on her woes, she cannot offer her seat due to social obligations (Have you ever seen girls offering seats to guys?) and does not want to hurt his male ego too. But she cannot able to resist and hesitantly offer him to give his Office Bag. “Thank God!! He is a bit OK now” are the words that her heart speaks out after holding his bag. Now our Bubli is much more calm and take Bunty's response in form of smile with her charming grace.
She stares at him but knowingly unknowingly- Gals always have this uncanny habit of looking at their darling guys intentionally; as if hairs are too stupid to keep falling on their face every second. Bubli too does this. When Bunty stands comfortable and start looking outside the window to kill his time, Bubli starts noticing him closely like whether his nose pointed or spread out, his hair style, type of clothes he wears etc. At this moment, she makes her first impression about Bunty. So guys!!! Be careful about your physical appearance when try to impress gals because a wise man has once said “First impression is the last impression.”
Talk to me before your friend does- Bubli is desperate to talk to Bunty but poor fellow feels shy, again due to social obligations (In India, people comments and suggestions break many of the relationships). His feelings are true but feel afraid of people especially the neighborhood uncle who board the bus from the same bus stop. Poor Bubly tries to convince Bunty that silent movies doesnt work and he need to fuel his motivation burner and go with the talk with her. Isn't it Bubli??
You know I can strike you with my killing smile!! - Modern Bubli belongs to today's age and is very open to express her feelings. She understands that Bunty, though, finds her attractive but a bit shy to open with her. Conversing her role, Bubli gradually passes her killing smile when our Bunty hesitantly stares at her. This Killing smile does its work perfectly and steps up the hormones level within Bunty. He is now sure about Bubli’s intentions and slowly he gathers courage and start shooting his cupid arrows to pierce Bubli’s heart. Aoouch!!
If not me!! My friend does it for me!! - Bubli is not beauty without brain but carries a smart head over her shoulders. By now, she has come to know that her friend also drops down at the same place where Bunty does. So, one day she pours her heart out in front of her friend and asks her to help in expressing her intentions. Rightly done Bubli… because it is being said “1+1=11”. Now, one fine day, her friend stops Bunty when he gets down the bus and express Bubli's feelings to him.
Poor Bunty, after hearing this, lies on the ground with his tongue out, his heart pumping like a water jet and body shaking like a rock star. Please Help!!!!!!!!!!
In metropolis like Delhi, Chartered Buses are the most preferred mode of transport especially among office-goers thanks to its lesser travel time, good comfort level. These buses are not just a good alternative to otherwise choked public trasnport sytem but also a perfect platform for many new love relationships to blossom.
There are two characters who are among thousands others travel with these buses- one is Bunty (our young and dynamic guys) and other is Bubli (our charming and cute chicks). This story is about both of them and their own invented funny ways to come closer to each other despite under these strange circumstances like traveling together in Chartered Bus. Read this: -
How Bunty attract Bubli???
Please take my seat... Though, my heart is vacant too!! – The reason why Bunty takes seat in Chartered Bus is to offer it back to his dream girl (Bubli) who boards the bus just a few stops later. Excitingly, he waits for her and instantly offers his seat as soon as she comes closer to him, no matter a middle-aged man or an old aunt is standing just next to his seat for ages. By doing this, he also gets a chance to offer her a sweet smile and as a free gift... his heart also. (Come on Guys!! Aren't you getting tired doing it for ages now?? Now let them stand on their own feet).
Bunty carries heavy office bag and… much heavier intentions: - But what will Bunty do if Bubli pick the bus before him?? Well, guys always carry superlative ideas in their dirty but determined mind. Bunty puts an Oxford Dictionary, some last month's film magazines and other stuff in his office bag to give it a heavier look. As soon as he boards the bus, he looks for the seat where Bubli is sitting, try to go near to that seat and hold the bag in such a manner that poor Bubli's heart gets melt and out of sympathy she offers to carry his office bag for the rest of his journey. Slowly but steadily, it becomes a daily routine and Bunty gets the chance to talk to her every morning while she holds his Heavy Office bag and within it... his heavier intentions. Isn’t it Guys???
After an introduction how about finding a common relation??- Bunty is smart and uses his exceptional mental skills to find out smallest of common relation between him and Bubli like telling her a lie that he also possesses the same breed of pet in his house or his favorite actor is also Guru Dutt, though, he presumes Guru Dutt as younger brother of Sanjay Dutt. Ha Ha!! Poor Fellow Bunty can go by all means just to portray something common between him and Bubli.
Hey!! What's your weekly schedule?? Can I fit somewhere in: - Every morning journey is just a very small part of his day that Bunty wants to spend with Bubli. After introduction and every day chitchat, its time to go a step closer. While having conversation, Bunty smartly picks her every day schedule so that he can rearrange his to find some common time with her. After doing all the statistics and planning, one day he offers her for coffee at Barista. This is the most crucial phase because now Bubli senses Bunty's evil yet lovable intentions. Well, she politely turns down if she is not interested or going around with some other guy but if she says yes, then boy!! Bunty has almost made it.
Call Bunty 24X7 Help line... opened exclusively for Bubli- Bunty and Bubli are now good bus mates and their every day bus journey is not complete without talking to each other. Now, Bunty is firing on all cylinders and shows Bubli his deep hospitality and care he has for her. While bus is running fast on the road, Bunty with his extra ordinary conversational skills flies Bubli to Moon-land of dreams where only Bunty and Bubli lives. Pity on Bubli!! By now Bubli is totally mesmerized by Bunty.
But, this is just one side of the coin. Even Bubli has her hearts and eyes set on Bunty too. But question is how she expresses her feelings to Bunty. Here are five ways how Bubli shows her affection to Bunty. Read this...
How Bubli attract Bunty???
I cannot offer you my seat but till then I've my heart to give: - Bubli is cute, innocent and beautiful. Though shy from inside, but she too cares for our adorable Bunty. When she sees Bunty standing with his HEAVY Office Bag, she felt her heart paining. Add on her woes, she cannot offer her seat due to social obligations (Have you ever seen girls offering seats to guys?) and does not want to hurt his male ego too. But she cannot able to resist and hesitantly offer him to give his Office Bag. “Thank God!! He is a bit OK now” are the words that her heart speaks out after holding his bag. Now our Bubli is much more calm and take Bunty's response in form of smile with her charming grace.
She stares at him but knowingly unknowingly- Gals always have this uncanny habit of looking at their darling guys intentionally; as if hairs are too stupid to keep falling on their face every second. Bubli too does this. When Bunty stands comfortable and start looking outside the window to kill his time, Bubli starts noticing him closely like whether his nose pointed or spread out, his hair style, type of clothes he wears etc. At this moment, she makes her first impression about Bunty. So guys!!! Be careful about your physical appearance when try to impress gals because a wise man has once said “First impression is the last impression.”
Talk to me before your friend does- Bubli is desperate to talk to Bunty but poor fellow feels shy, again due to social obligations (In India, people comments and suggestions break many of the relationships). His feelings are true but feel afraid of people especially the neighborhood uncle who board the bus from the same bus stop. Poor Bubly tries to convince Bunty that silent movies doesnt work and he need to fuel his motivation burner and go with the talk with her. Isn't it Bubli??
You know I can strike you with my killing smile!! - Modern Bubli belongs to today's age and is very open to express her feelings. She understands that Bunty, though, finds her attractive but a bit shy to open with her. Conversing her role, Bubli gradually passes her killing smile when our Bunty hesitantly stares at her. This Killing smile does its work perfectly and steps up the hormones level within Bunty. He is now sure about Bubli’s intentions and slowly he gathers courage and start shooting his cupid arrows to pierce Bubli’s heart. Aoouch!!
If not me!! My friend does it for me!! - Bubli is not beauty without brain but carries a smart head over her shoulders. By now, she has come to know that her friend also drops down at the same place where Bunty does. So, one day she pours her heart out in front of her friend and asks her to help in expressing her intentions. Rightly done Bubli… because it is being said “1+1=11”. Now, one fine day, her friend stops Bunty when he gets down the bus and express Bubli's feelings to him.
Poor Bunty, after hearing this, lies on the ground with his tongue out, his heart pumping like a water jet and body shaking like a rock star. Please Help!!!!!!!!!!
Well Friends!! For emergency assistance, please dial 911 from your mobile or dial 102 to bring ambulance and take Bunty to Bubli before he dies like many other Love Couple of Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha or Soni-Mahwal in the past.
So guys or girls, if you too feel the same about my Bunty or Bubli then please drop in your comments about how shud they both go to express their feeligns to each other better.
Mayank
Mayank
